Greetings, and welcome to buttportraits.com, where you can purchase little cartoony portraits of your butt! We strongly believe that a portrait of your butt is the best gift that you can give to yourself, or to your romantic interest. Might we also suggest that it makes a wonderful Mother’s Day gift?
Questions? Please see our FAQ below, or contact us through the contact link above.
Q: Why does this exist?
A: I was painting some butts for fun, and my girlfriend suggested that I offer “butt portraits” as a service. I thought it was a fabulous idea.
Q: So, I have to send you a photo of my butt to get a portrait?
Q: Will anyone else ever see that photo?
A: No, well, maybe my girlfriend. Although, if you want us to, we will share the photo online alongside your painting. This is an option you can choose when you checkout (we will not share your name).
Q: Can it be my bare butt?
A: Bare butt or butt with undies is fine! Please, no gratuitous butt hole shots. No painting will be made and no refunds will be given!
Q: Do you give refunds?
A: Nope! Although satisfaction is guaranteed!
Q: When will I receive my painting?
A: Two to Three weeks.
Q: How much does this cost?
A: Please see the Order page.
Q: Are you a pervert?
Anyway, thanks for visiting buttportraits.com! I hope you like what you see!